England fans at home seize historic chance to be far more pissed than England fans at game

STAY-AT-HOME England fans are thrilled to grab the once-in-a-lifetime chance to watch the game far more pissed than the fans at the match.

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Coffee shops unveil their f**king psychotic Christmas menus

WITH only a whole month until Christmas, coffee chains have unveiled their traditional ranges of batshit festive food.

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