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England fans gripped by opposite of fever

THE announcement of England’s squad has triggered no excitement ahead of the Euro 2012 tournament.

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UK 'will return to Stone Age by 2014'

BRITAIN will be a prehistoric barter economy within two years, the Bank of England has predicted.

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