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England fans 'too tired' to mock Germany after five-year xenophobia binge

ENGLAND fans worn out by a five-year xenophobia binge are exhaustedly trying to summon up reserves of bigotry against the Germans. 

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Euro 96 or World War Two: Which one bothers you more?

THE last global war and a prolonged penalty shoot-out are painful parts of England’s cultural history. But which one upset you more?

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