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England footballers promise to come back even more terrified of failure

ENGLAND’S footballers have vowed to redouble their crippling performance anxiety as they look ahead to the World Cup in Russia.

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Chilcot takes seven years to report the absolutely f**king obvious

SIR John Chilcot has confirmed everything that absolutely everybody already knew the entire time. 

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