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England have mountain to climb in poor piece of scheduling

FOLLOWING defeat by Italy, the England football team now faces an ill-timed trek up Brazil’s tallest mountain.

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Lard back in fashion as a lubricant

PIG fat is back in vogue as a sexual lubricant.

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