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England needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boats

By England fan Nathan Muir

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Keep your coat on in case it turns nippy: Northerners' heatwave advice for the rest of the country

BRITAIN is in the grip of another heatwave, not that it will trouble bluff, no-nonsense Northerners. Here is their advice to the rest of the nation.

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