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England players exhausted after long season of Travelodge skanks

THE England team have admitted they are suffering fatigue after nine months of desultory sex with every spray-tanned trollop they encounter in motorway hotels. 

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Podcast swiftly gets down to business 17 minutes in

A PODCAST has quickly got down to the subject it is ostensibly about a mere 17 minutes into its runtime.

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