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England win in way that makes fans hate them

ENGLAND have qualified for the second round of the World Cup at the trivial cost of losing the support of every fan who watched the last two games. 

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How to cope with your child's teacher being a Gen Z wanker

IN your schooldays Mr Logan would emerge from the cigarette smoke of the staffroom, mutter about fractions and visibly wish he could still belt you one. 

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