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England World Cup Bid Endangered By England

ENGLAND'S 2018 World Cup bid could be undermined by the hellish, unremitting dreadfulness of everything in the country, it was claimed last night.

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Fury As Americans Find Gay Kiss Oddly Arousing

A TELEVISED gay kiss has caused outrage across America after thousands of red-blooded men discovered the beginnings of a semi.

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