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Eto’o determined in the face of poverty

SAMUEL Eto’o is determined to get along at Chelsea despite earning just 135K a week.

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3D of no interest since Jaws 3-D

3D IMAGERY of any kind has not been exciting since the 1983 film Jaws 3-D, it has been confirmed.

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