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Evil doctor's Grand National horse was once human

GRAND National winner Pineau De Re is the result of an evil doctor’s experiments injecting horse DNA into patients, it has emerged.

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Middle-aged man 'was wearing non-Superdry clothing'

A 42-YEAR-OLD male was chased by other middle-aged men after attending a party wearing a shirt that was not from Superdry.

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