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FA Investigates Deliberate Almunia

THE Football Association is to investgate claims that Arsenal have staged a deliberate Manuel Almunia.

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Mortified Police Deny Being Injured By Ponces

OFFICERS policing yesterday’s student demonstrations have returned to work with serious injuries rather than admit they were hurt by some ponce called Ollie.

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