FA says, ‘f**k it, what does it matter?’

THE Football Association has finally given up and appointed Sam Allardyce as England manager.

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Newborn baby has no idea what it just did to its mother

A BABY is enjoying its first few days on earth with absolutely no clue of the havoc it has wreaked on its mother’s body and mind.

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