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Fabregas to stage one-man slut-walk

ARSENAL’S Cesc Fabregas is to stage a solo ‘slut-walk’ after Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola accused him of wanton teasery.

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Bob Crow successfully infiltrates bourgeoisie

CUNNING socialist Bob Crow has successfully completed a daring reconnaisance mission at an exclusive capitalist restaurant.

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