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Ferguson In Furious Row With Own Reflection

SIR ALEX Ferguson has ordered all the mirrors to be removed from Old Trafford following a blazing row with his own reflection.

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Scotland Wakes Up Covered In Piss Again

SCOTLAND has woken up on the sofa, drenched in its own urine for the fifth time since Boxing Day.

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