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Fifa cranks up the piss-taking

ENGLAND have been moved to fourth in the world rankings in a move clearly designed to flip the FA the bird.

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Pupils assure teachers they'll always think they're dicks

INDUSTRIAL action by teachers will not undermine pupils’ lack of respect for them, it has been confirmed.

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