'F**k you, we'll walk alone' fans tell Liverpool

LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.

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Coffee after 5pm, and five other things you'll massively regret in your 40s

OVER 40? Keen not to feel like a sack of shit? 44-year-old Martin Bishop details six things that will set you back two days if you even attempt them: 

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