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Football Teams Renew Made-Up Hostilities

MANCHESTER United and Chelsea have successfully relaunched their totally fictitious rivalry.

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Artistic Kelly Brook Playboy shoot inspires tasteful masturbation

MEN are responding to Kelly’s Brook’s artistic Playboy spread with equally creative acts of self-pollution, it emerged last night.

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