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Footballers get ‘thinking’ coach

THE Football Association has appointed a coach to train players in basic brain use, including moral decisions.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Since your wife read 50 Shades Of Grey your love life has really changed – her saucy text messages have become grammatically all over the place.

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