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Footballers picking up 100k a week to have sex with beautiful women when they're not even injured

FOOTBALLERS are currently being paid to have sex with beautiful women and drive expensive cars without having to kick a ball or suffer from thigh strain.

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Man interrupts woman to say he's a feminist

A MAN has interrupted a woman mid-sentence to inform her that he supports equal rights for women.

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