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Foy used vanishing spray to seal off buffet

PREMIER League referee Chris Foy faces an investigation after using vanishing spray to push party guests back 10 yards.

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Single people forced to join families

UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers’ family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.

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