'Germans and English the same anyway' says Tuchel

THOMAS Tuchel has explained his being German and managing England is not an issue because the two nations are essentially identical.

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Shit boyfriend in dying relationship reckons lingerie will keep the romance alive

A USELESS boyfriend on the brink of being dumped is convinced that buying lingerie will keep the relationship alive.

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