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Gerrard Hails Progress As House Burns To Ground

STEVEN Gerrard feels his living situation is heading in the right direction after his house finally stopped burning to the ground.

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Endangered Boyles Hunted For Vocal Cords

NATURALISTS have warned that there are less than 50 Susan Boyles left in the Scottish rainforests, as they continue to be hunted for their prized vocal cords.

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