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Gerrard ******s A **** With ****

LIVERPOOL captain Steven Gerrard is bracing himself for revelations that he ***ed a ***** and has had to ***** the ***** with a coat hanger and a ****ing great *******.

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Millions More Old People Using The Internet Despite Not Liking It

THE number of OAPs discovering the internet, deciding they don’t like it and then continuing to use it anyway has increased, according to new research.

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