Subscribe

Golf ‘not good’

RYDER Cup fans have been warned that golf is a boring pastime for twats.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

FIFA 15 knows which players are secretly gay

THE new FIFA game is so realistic that it knows if players are smokers, drug addicts or closeted homosexuals.

Checking article access…

Next story ›