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Government to buy Tevez for the nation

THE government has tabled an ambitious £50m bid to preserve Carlos Tevez for the entire nation.

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Britain decides not to boycott every last detail of Winehouse death

BRITAIN’S disgust with tabloid journalism was suspended yesterday in honour of Amy Winehouse.

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