Grand National to outlaw rotating knives

ANIMAL rights activists have welcomed the removal of meat-processing machinery from next year’s Grand National.

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Internet weirdos take first step towards running country

BRITAIN’S weird, internet bigots are flocking to the government’s E-Petitions site in a bid to make parliament talk about all the things they hate.

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