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Green jacket yearning for a woman's touch

GOLF’S famous green jacket is absolutely desperate to feel the warmth of a woman’s body, it has emerged.

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Internet users told to change all passwords to swearing

WEB users should change their passwords to really dirty swearing, it has been claimed.

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