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Hansen predicts Premier League victors will be a football team

MATCH of the Day pundit Alan Hansen has insisted that a team will win the Premier League.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) This week you fail to convince the Dragons Den that a brand of crisps called ‘Thin Feels’ will be a success because of the slogan ‘Nothing tastes better than thin feels’.

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