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Harry Kane burns out

HARRY Kane’s England career is over after he burnt out just 80 seconds into last night’s match. 

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Everywhere to become luxury student accommodation

BRITAIN’s cities are to be levelled and replaced with fancy flats for privileged idiots with rich parents.

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