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Harry Kane greatest England player who hasn't won anything since Rooney

HARRY Kane has been acclaimed as the greatest England player to have won no trophies whatsoever since the inimitable Wayne Rooney. 

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What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on

HE has accompanied you to the cinema to watch an adaptation of a Jane Austen book which does not even have corsets in it. This is what is going through his head: 

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