Hoddle to be reincarnated as England manager

GLENN Hoddle is planning to end his own life, ride the wheel of karma and return to this world as the manager of the England football team.

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Cameron inundated with offers for ten second meetings

DAVID Cameron’s aides have spent the day fielding thousands of offers to buy ten seconds alone with him.

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