Hopes rise that Formula 1 can now be stopped

SEBASTIAN Vettel’s 2011 F1 title means we can cancel the rest of the races, forever, it has been claimed.

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McCartney hoping this one isn't mad

SIR Paul McCartney last night toasted his new bride saying, ‘I really hope you’re not a complete nutcase’.

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