How to have a Christmassy World Cup

IT’S Christmas, and also the World Cup, therefore it must be Christmas at the World Cup. Follow these tips for a Yuletide football spectacular:

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ITV curse affects entirety of channel's output

EVERY programme as well as the World Cup is made inherently shit when broadcast by ITV, it has been confirmed.

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