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Hull City to be renamed Hull Dildoes

HULL City owner Assem Allam plans a dildo-themed rebrand for the club, it has emerged.

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George Osborne announces Osborne City

THE chancellor has declared that a new city is to be built following the principles of Osbornism.

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