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I am your father, Blatter tells football

SEPP Blatter revealed that he was football’s father moments before sacrificing himself to destroy the FIFA death star.

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Jesus back as a fish

JESUS has returned as a sawfish, spreading his gospel and digging out crustaceans.

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