Imagine he wrestled, Bryan fans told

DISAPPOINTED Daniel Bryan fans have been asked to pretend he turned up at Sunday’s Royal Rumble. 

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Mesolithic hunter was first hot man

FEMALE scientists have unearthed a swarthy, blue-eyed Mesolithic hunter they believe was the first hot man.

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