Incredible battle of wills watched intermittently while tea prepared

BRITONS have hailed Andy Murray after watching snippets of yesterday’s hard-fought match while mostly doing stuff in another room.

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Popeye strong to the finish because of monkey hormone injections

SAILOR Popeye has admitted that his immense upper body strength is not the result of a spinach-heavy diet.

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