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Ipswich Town finds manager to keep morale low

MICK McCarthy has been given the awful job of managing Ipswich Town after proving to be impressively funereal.

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Porridge confirms that everything is now grim

THE arrival of porridge has signalled that the UK will now be dreadful for months.

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