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'It doesn't actually matter though, does it?': A girlfriend's guide to ruining football

PLANNING to watch England vs Croatia tonight with mates and a not-interested girlfriend? Try to ignore her inadvertently questioning the very foundations of spectator sport: 

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Livramento drops out of England squad on discovering it is not compulsory

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