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Joe Kinnear wants Newcastle to play in comet formation

NEWCASTLE United’s Director of Football plans to have the team all chasing after the ball at once.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) There’s nothing nicer than a little nap after dinner so why not lock the flight cabin door and ignore the shouts of your passengers?

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