John Terry's ego humanely destroyed

JOHN Terry’s ego has been hauled out to sea to be broken up.

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Student to get valuable life experience from moving to purpose-built luxury apartment

AN affluent degree student is nervously excited about moving from the parental home to a deluxe apartment with every possible amenity.

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