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Johnson to place strippers next to World Cup goal posts

ENGLAND manager Martin Johnson is to position a brace of floozies and a pitcher of lager behind the goal line in a bid to motivate Mike Tindall.

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U2 still refusing to take the hint

U2 are still sitting around the kitchen table, drinking tepid white wine and pretending they don’t know that it’s almost three o’clock in the morning.

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