Jose Mourinho increasingly resembles caretaker from Scooby-Doo

UNITED manager Jose Mourinho increasingly resembles the Scooby-Doo caretaker who has found gold on the premises, players have claimed.

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Man complains sci-fi film is 'a bit far-fetched'

A MAN has complained about a science fiction film being ‘far-fetched’ and ‘unrealistic’.

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