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Kids playing football in park offer Ramos deal

SOME children in a park have offered to take Sergio Ramos, if Real Madrid agrees to take a chunky boy in wellies and Dean’s little brother who’s got asthma.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) This week your friend will tell you they tried to load 500GB of porn onto a 300GB hard drive, which is way too much information.

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