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Liverpool victory just Raheem Sterling's dream

LIVERPOOL’S 3-2 victory against QPR only happened in striker Raheem Sterling’s sleeping mind, the FA has confirmed.

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Honey Monster has diabetes

THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.

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