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Man City unveils lair

MANCHESTER City FC has revealed the heavily armed £200m lair from which it will conquer the world.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) It’s perfectly possible to feed a young family with fresh, healthy produce for less money than it would cost to buy processed food. But as you’ve correctly identified, they are after all only kids, so fuck them.

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