Man could be an Olympian if he was disciplined, good at sport, and 30 years younger

A MIDDLE-AGED man is convinced he could be an Olympic athlete if he was essentially a completely different person, it has emerged.

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Dancing Queen and five other songs your mum doesn't actually know the words to

DOES your mum’s passion for music eclipse her knowledge of lyrics? Here are some songs she loves to sing – in her own inimitable way…

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