Man expert in women's football after four days' dedicated study

A MALE football fan has read four day’s worth of coverage of the FIFA Women’s World Cup and is now an expert, he has confirmed. 

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Gove mad for beak

MICHAEL Gove is absolutely mental for gak, the white stuff, ching and nose crack, he has confessed. 

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