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Man has weird dream that England are good

A MAN has awoken from an unsettling dream that England are good, score goals and win knockout games. 

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Watching England at 1am: your 12 hours of torment

ENGLAND play Mexico in the small hours tomorrow, and despite everything you’re going to watch it. Here’s how you’ll prepare and suffer the consequences: 

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